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[VøøÐøø]

A good song doesn't make the movie good

All you did here was draw a voodoo guy then move him around the screen, then at the end he took his mask off and got shot, what was the point in that? I'm assuming you only made this because you thought that by using a good song it would be bearable and perhaps good, well you were wrong it was neither.

[The Soda Machine]

I don't think you could have done any worse

That was terrible, i don't think you could have done any worse with this, the idea you had was a terrible idea for a flash movie, but would have made a good terrible flash movie had you dealt with it differently, all this was was a guy kicking a drinks machine and the can hitting him in the nuts, these jokes are always awful and this is by far the worst Hit-In-The-Nuts-Humor movie I've ever seen.

[The truth about Area 51]

I saw it's funny side, but it wasn't really funny

I got the joke here and while it just about scraped being funny it wasn't really at all, there was no sound in the movie, you should have added some to it which would have improved it's score, it was kinda stupid how there were times when you had to press a button to continue to the next bit of text and times when you didn't, in all a truly terrible flash movie.

[The Horror at Red Hook]

Eh?

What the hell was that? A guy ask an alien to go play jump rope THE END, you don't even see them playing jump rope so what was the point in making this? It's been awhile since I've seen a movie that deserved a 0 in every category(I think) but this sure as hell did, there wasn't absolutley nothing going for this.

[Sgt. Wanker 2 (fixed??)]

This one sucked, the first was funny, this wasn't

I don't see why you decided to make a second Sgt. Wanker this one really wasn't funny at all, the first was, this wasn't, there's worse movies out there I know, but this still sucks and there didn't really seem to be any point to it, it was too short as well, you should have made it longer and funnier.

[Sgt. Wanker]

That was alright, made me chuckle

It's short but it doesn't matter, it was just one joke, you made it and it was an okay flash, nothing too special but you never planned on it being so, nice joke and well done.

[CARTMAN]

A crap drawing of Cartman's head with a song

All you've done here is drawn Cartman's head and had the Kyle's Mum Is A Big Fat Bitch song playing, there was no point whatsoever in this movie.

[Talent Show]

A fat girl dances and a car lands on her. Why?

When the girl with the teeth came on the sound she amde was annoying then the curtains open and it's a dancing fat girl, that sucked, before the car fell on her it was just about worthy of a 1, then you went and made that car fall down and it was just stupid there really was no point in doing it, due to the awfulness of that I'm now going to vote 0.

[Father-Son-Talk]

That joke was terrible

A dad says to his son that the go-kart he built isn't very fast while standing in a catapult, the son sets off the catapult his dad goes flying and crashes into a house, what was the point in that? That was an absolutely terrible flash movie, the vocals could have been better as well, as they were they were choppy.

[Deep Throat Nine]

*Shakes head*

Images from Star Trek with mouths moving, I don't know what this was supposed to be, the joke wasn't funny and nothing at all happened.