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[dragon ball stick]

A terrible Dragonball Z-style stick fight

This was terrible, it moved too fast, there was no sound, it was pointless and the fighting was boring. All you've done here is made a stick figure movie hoping to get a good score due to the fact that people like Dragonball Z(for some strange reason), the movie sucked.

[Kill All Dickheads]

Pointless killings that suck

All this movie is is press on the button to play the death then press next and watch each different one, each death was stupid, the amount of blood was ridiculously low an they it looked was horrendous, there really seemed to be no point whatsoever to this.

[Five Guys in a Car]

A preview was pointless

All this was was 5 guys in a car bobbing their heads to music, I'm assuming that isn't what the full-length cartoon was about so why make a preview of it where that's all that's happening. You get a 1 for humor because of Sean Connery.

[Happy Thoughts]

A poorly drawn background with scrolling text

Why make a movie with just text? What was the point to it? The text was mildly humorus up until it said "and that's why i became a child molesteror", by saying that you took away the whole humor element and it became just sick.

[Man With A Knife]

A guy picks up a knife and randomly stabs someone

What was the point to this movie? It could have been better in every way, it seemed to be a pointless violence movie but the violence sucked and looked terrible, to improve this you could have made it more violent, added sound, had a background rather than just black and you could have had a story to it or at least had a reason for him to stab the guy rather than him just doing it, the guy didn't even react when he got stabbed and it just looked stupid.

[VøøÐøø]

A good song doesn't make the movie good

All you did here was draw a voodoo guy then move him around the screen, then at the end he took his mask off and got shot, what was the point in that? I'm assuming you only made this because you thought that by using a good song it would be bearable and perhaps good, well you were wrong it was neither.

[The Soda Machine]

I don't think you could have done any worse

That was terrible, i don't think you could have done any worse with this, the idea you had was a terrible idea for a flash movie, but would have made a good terrible flash movie had you dealt with it differently, all this was was a guy kicking a drinks machine and the can hitting him in the nuts, these jokes are always awful and this is by far the worst Hit-In-The-Nuts-Humor movie I've ever seen.

[The truth about Area 51]

I saw it's funny side, but it wasn't really funny

I got the joke here and while it just about scraped being funny it wasn't really at all, there was no sound in the movie, you should have added some to it which would have improved it's score, it was kinda stupid how there were times when you had to press a button to continue to the next bit of text and times when you didn't, in all a truly terrible flash movie.