AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[3rd Grade Samurai]

Could have been so much better a truly awful movie

You actually had a nice idea here with the third grade samurai, you could have made a good movie(perhaps even a series) out of it by using a storyline(a decent one) instead of just him making a killing because some kid wouldn't let him use the swing then having the 3rd grade samurai get killed. It took too long for the kid on the swing to get killed after he told the 3rd Grade Samurai he couldn't use it and you should have added some sound to this movie. This truly was a terrible flash movie.

[Throw Something Out!!!]

Body parts hit a truck then it runs some guy over

it was impossible to make out what was being said at the start because you used some ridiculously squeaky voice, the idea behind the movie sucked and would have been impossible to make a good movie from, so why did you even try? It still could have been better than this though.

[South Park Surprise]

Mrs. Cartman gives her son head, sick just sick

That was sick, there really was no point in making a flash movie of this, who wants to see Mrs. Cartman sucking off her son? I sure as hell don't.

[Baby Got Back]

Fat lady porn images movin with that Big Buts song

That was sick and pointless, this was just a crap excuse to show some fat women porn, if you were going to amke a music video to that song you should've created a proper flash movie to go with it rather than jsut using fat lady porn images and moving them about the screen. The bit at the start where you have the woman talking, the sound was to quiet. This movie was pointless and is a disgrace to Newgrounds.

[Por Que]

Made no sense whatsoever, guess that was the point

The sound in this movie is okay but with the second guy you screwed the sound up, the people were just heads, you should've drawn bodies as well and the movie made no sense whatsoever i realise that this was what you intended but it was a stupid idea and this truly is a terrible flash movie.

[dragon ball stick]

A terrible Dragonball Z-style stick fight

This was terrible, it moved too fast, there was no sound, it was pointless and the fighting was boring. All you've done here is made a stick figure movie hoping to get a good score due to the fact that people like Dragonball Z(for some strange reason), the movie sucked.

[Kill All Dickheads]

Pointless killings that suck

All this movie is is press on the button to play the death then press next and watch each different one, each death was stupid, the amount of blood was ridiculously low an they it looked was horrendous, there really seemed to be no point whatsoever to this.

[Five Guys in a Car]

A preview was pointless

All this was was 5 guys in a car bobbing their heads to music, I'm assuming that isn't what the full-length cartoon was about so why make a preview of it where that's all that's happening. You get a 1 for humor because of Sean Connery.

[Happy Thoughts]

A poorly drawn background with scrolling text

Why make a movie with just text? What was the point to it? The text was mildly humorus up until it said "and that's why i became a child molesteror", by saying that you took away the whole humor element and it became just sick.

[Man With A Knife]

A guy picks up a knife and randomly stabs someone

What was the point to this movie? It could have been better in every way, it seemed to be a pointless violence movie but the violence sucked and looked terrible, to improve this you could have made it more violent, added sound, had a background rather than just black and you could have had a story to it or at least had a reason for him to stab the guy rather than him just doing it, the guy didn't even react when he got stabbed and it just looked stupid.