AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF7: About Random Battles]

That was pretty great

As this movie had 3 seperate parts to it that were worth commenting on I shall write about them under 3 seperate areas within my review.

GAME
It wasn't too bad a game, pretty boring as there wasn't much to it, but not too bad and a nice feature to have included and definitely worth playing to unlock the bonus short movies. The game would probably have got saved if it were submitted alone to Newgrounds, despite it just being a short game that didn't have much to it, it wasn't exactly a good game, but it still would've survived and it was nice to see it included.

SHORT MOVIES
The first 4 were all great, nice short and funny, the Cait Sith one was my favourite, the only one I didn't like was the Cloud and Aeris one, I just didn't find it funny at all.

The 5th one was obviously crap but it was ncie how you managed to create something that looks pretty similar to some of the crappy Final Fantasy parodies that get submitted.

MOVIE
That was pretty great,some nice funny jokes in it, my favourites were when you played the chocobo theme and showed the chocobo while Cloud, Aeris and Tifa were getting attacked by the Master Tonberry and when Cloud kept stepping forward ever so slightly whenever he entered a battle, basically the movie was full of funny jokes and it was pretty great, although it wasn't really a movie you'd watch twice as when I watched it back a second time, it just didn't have what it had before, it only really worked the once. Anyway great job, keep up the good work.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

4/5

[Harry Potter Part 2]

Once again, that was horrible

The intro again was annoying but was shorter this time so it wasn't as bad.

Then you showed Harry Potter talking about his books, one again he was too squeaky and it was very difficult to make out what was being said, I only managed to make out a few words of it.

Then you went to the book shop and showed an old lady asking for some books again with both of the characters it was difficult to make out what they were saying, particularly the old lady. This time the joke was that evry book in the store was Harry Potter instead of them having none, in my opinion this was a better joke, particularly when the guy said the books that said they were something else were just Harry Potter books with different covers.

Then the guy pulled out a gun and shot the old lady, again it wasn't funny, it was just pathetic and again it also looked very poor her head moved a bit and you saw a little red line.

Then a SWAT team came in, over the top for what had happened but still. At this point it looked like the movie was actually going to have a part that was alright but you didn't continue on with the fun to watch part and you just went all stupid and had Harry Potter fly in on a broomstick and sprinkle fairy dust on the SWAT team guy, which for some reason made his head come off, again this wasn't funny it was just stupid. Then you had a bit of text saying that it didn't make sense, but the fact is you still came up with the idea and judging from the last guy's review that kind of stuff doesn't happen in Harry Potter, so you were the one who came up with it.

Overall it was a horrible, unfunny, pathetic movie which was made worse due to the fact that it was very hard to make out most of what was being said. At the one point where this movie looked like it was going to go somewhere you fucked it up and made it all stupid again. This was ever so slightly better than the first, but it was still terrible.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Harry Potter Sucks!]

That was horrible

First off the intro was too long, some litle annoying tune and a laod of text, it should have been shorter.

Then it was a close-up of Harry Potter's head poorly drawn, he even had holes in his hair and he was talking about Harry Potter, it was really hard to make out what he was saying as his voice was far too squeaky.

Then it went too a shop and apart from the kid it was hard to make out what was being said, I guess this part wasn't too bad though, it was poor but was the movies best moment as you weren't being stupid, you were just making ajoke about the Harry Potter books selling out.

Then you repeated the joke about the shop not having the books in again this part wasn't too bad.

The next time it got stupid and it just wasn't neccesary, the kid came back all hyper and was swearing, it just wasn't funny at all, it was just really pathetic, especially when you switched to the close-up of the kids face and had him sticking his middle finger up at the screen, it just really wasn't neccesary.

Then the kid came in with a gun and asked for the Harry Potter book, this time they gave him the book though, again thsi part wasn't funny, it was just over the top and pathetic.

Then you had a text screen saying that people would do anything for a Harry Potter book and that they'd even kill and you asked the question "the kid got the book for free...but was it worth it?". I had no problem with this screen this was alright, a good part to have.

Then the kid read the book and you had his head explode, once again it just wasn't funny at all and was just completely pathetic.

Then you had Harry Potter get shot in the head which just looked terrible as you just cut out a little section of the head and it didn't look like he'd been shot at all.

Then to close the movie off it was a text screen saying how much the book sucks, saying it can suck your balls was really uneccesary and was again just pathetic.

Overall this movie was terrible due to a horrible, unfunny, over the top storyline and it was made worse due to the fact that it was very hard to make out most of what was being said.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Violent Youth]

Needed to be longer

From what I saw it didn't seem to bad and the idea was a good one, but nothing really happened, a guy was walking and you saw what he was thinking but you should have shown how his thoughts made him react and what the consequences of his actions were rather than just ending it, it was disappointing to see it end so early, as this could have been a good movie.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[The Matrix Part 1]

A stereotypical crap movie

That was just a completely stereotypical, terrible flash movie, terrible graphics, terrible plot, no sound and terrible animation. Nothing I haven't seen a million times before, making it about the Matrix really didn't make it any better, although it looks like it worked as you manage to avoid getting this blammed.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Useless Flash 2]

Meh, that was alright

As you were taking a different approach here than the last one it didn't really matter that the actual movie itself was poor, it made it's joke and it was an alright movie, it was nice to see you had a voice saying the words this time, but that made the buttons to get to the next bit of text uneccesary, as you weren't just reading, as you could listen to it and hear it all, the sound was of a very poor quality though. This could have been a good series if it had better animation and some funny jokes thrown in.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

2/5

[Darth Vader Ebonics]

It had already been done. Three times in fact

Why’d you steal somebody’s idea? You could have at least came up with your own one. Not only had the idea to this been done before, somebody else stole the idea and made their own movie, then someone went and stole the idea again and now you’ve gone and stolen the idea once again, that makes it the 4th movie of this and the 3rd time it's been stolen.

It was very poorly animated, the whole thing was very choppy and the pasted images on the terribly drawn images, were of a very poor quality.

Come up with your own ideas next time.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[intro to useless flash]

Hmm

It was a nice idea, but for it to work you needed to be good at flash as this movie was just ironic, it was on about how people submit shitty flash, which is exactly what this is. A nice idea but a terible movie.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Sprite: Lost Commercial]

A slightly modified overdone idea

A guy skating bails and his head comes off, this ahd been done many times before you submitted this, it wasn't anything original, in fact it was overdone, you just used that sketch and decided to have him drink a can of Sprite so that you could say it was a Sprite commercial parody, well it didn't work on me, I saw right through it. This was very poorly animated and you should have used some sound effects and some better fitting music.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5