AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Assassin]

Needed a story to it and more sound.

It needed story to it, all that happened was an assassin got into a building, killed some people, escaped from the building, ran into some cops, killed the cops and then escaped in a helicopter. It just seemed like yet another pointless violence movie as their wasn't anything explaining why the guy did it, okay he's an assassin, but who employed him to kill someone and why did they do it? Nothing was explained and it just really let the movie down, as did the distinct lack of sound effects and music, you should have had music pretty much constantly throughout the movie rather than just ahving it at the end and you also should have used more sound effects and replaced some of the ones that you did use with better ones.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[HEARTLESS]

Needed a story to it and some music.

The first scene seemed too quiet as there was no sound, although due to the nature of the scene, it was acceptable, when you went away from the sofa and heard the guy got killed, instead of just having blackness you should have had flickering light as it would have been a much better effect.

When the newsreader was reading the news report you should ahve had a voice saying the news report, or at least some text at the bottom of the screen to show what it was that he was saying.

The scene with the dog was an alright one as it showed the story prgressing and that it was about some monster going around killing everyone, however the dog's barking sounded horrible and it was extremely annoying.

Then you had a closeup of the monster's face, jsut showing the eyes and teeth, you had a sound playing(which I'm assuming was supposed to be the sound his teeth was making), which didn't sound right at all.

Then you had the monster kill the guy, this scene was very poorly animated, then you went back to the closeup, which had the exact same problem as before.

Then the monster somehow about at the sea and jumped in the water and atatcked a boat, despite the randomness of this whole scene and the lack of originality it wasn't too bad.

Then the monster came out of the water and got shot by some people, this scene was alright but after the monster got shot you should have had some sort of sequence explaining what the monster was and why he killed all the people, but you didn't, you just ended it, which just made the whole movie really poor.

Overall the movie was poor, it was nothing original and it completely lacked in story which was absolutely vital for this movie to be good as there were things that needed to be explained that were just left. There was a distinct lack of sound throughout the whole movie and when you did use sound it was really poor, you should have used better sound effects and also had some music in it in order to fill up the long periods of silence, which just didn't seem right at all. The idea to this was an alright one and you had a few scenes that were okay, the main thing that let it down though was the fact that there was no story to it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Quatrix]

Is that it? It needed more to it.

What you had looked alright, but there just wasn't much in it at all, the main character killed a guy, got shot at, stopped the bullet and then it just ended, you should have continued on from that, had him kill the people in the room and then have some story in it along with more action. You needed story to this as there wasn't any story at all, which it really did need to make it stand out from the rest. You also should have had sound effects in it, like when he was firing the gun and stuff, as it seemed weird without it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Hold It In!]

*Tuts* Fart jokes aren't funny.

Okay I guess this was different from most fart joke movies, what with the guy trying to hold it in instead of it jsut being constant farting noises, but it was still a fart joke movie, fart jokes aren't funny, they never were and they never will be. It was kind of funny when the guy pointed to the other guy so that he'd get shot instead of the guy that actually did the fart, but the fact that this was a movie about farting completely let it down. There was also a distinct lack of sound within this movie, the only sound you had was the fart, which I really didn't want to hear. Also, you had the text at the start going too fast and I could only just manage to read it in time.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Eminem in: Scard Straight]

Funny, but it needed more to it.

It was a funny movie because it was taking the piss out of Eminem and you did it in a funny way, but there wasn't really much to it, it was just a guy shouting at him, you should have had some eventful stuff going on within the movie as well so that they'd have been something visual going on, as the only thing going on was basically just aural(listening). I realise you were trying to make Eminem sound like a baby but his voice was still too quiet and squeaky and I had to turn my speakers up to make out what he was saying, and doing that amde the army guy too loud. The voices in this should have been of a better quality, as they were kinda poor and some music should have been added into it. You also should have changed the style and colour of the text as at times it was hard to read.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Trippy]

The start was good, but the rest was poor.

I liked the very start to this where the stick was sitting down and he went to eat the spider, I liked all the vents in that room up until the point where he got out the gun, from then on the movie became a very stereotypical stick movie, just with less violence, you had the stick shoot someone using the Matrix slow-down effects style, it's very overdone. You then also ended it too early and nothing had really happeend within the movie, you should have had something more eventful going on and you should have increased it's length. I kinda liked your artwork style at times, it looked pretty interesting, you didn't really have any freaky stuff going on though which you should have done as that's what the artwork suggested. Also you didn't use some of the music tracks for long enough and some finished and were replaced with another one almost as soon as they'd started.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Curious George Disc. Acid]

It was alright until the end.

Again just like with the previosu one the end completely let it down, until then it was an alright movie, it was jsut let down by George shitting himself(literally), throwing it at the man in the yellow hat and then getting run over by a car, the end just wasn't funny, especially the shit joke part, shit jokes aren't funny, they never were and they never will be. Apart fromt he end it was alright though, I liekd how you had the 3 people wearing all one colour and there was some good jokes between them, then it was also kinda funny when George took the acid and started hallucinating. To make this movie better you should have had voices, as there was a fair amount of dialogue in this one so it was kind of neccesary. It's a shame about the ending as that really did let this movie down completely.

I must say, it's odd seeing you do non-sprite flash.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Curious George & Alcohol]

Let down by the ending.

The movie didn't seem too bad until the end, okay the running over of the the pigeon was completely pointless and wasn't at all funny, but that was just one small part and it didn't really matter, anyway it was going fine up until you had Geaorge pissing at the end as piss jokes aren't funny, they never were and they neevr will be, that aside though it wasn't too bad and I liked the cuteness of the whole thing. The animation was evry poor and it needed a lot of work, it looked really bad when the man just slid along the floor, also the sound of the car at the start sounded really horrible. This wasn't as good as the first one due to a terrible, unfunny joke at the end.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Curious George Disc. Sex]

I guess it wasn't too bad.

Hmm that wasn't too bad, despite it being an overdone joke, I guess you did it slightly different though by using a monkey. I liked the end and intro to this with the kiddy programme style music, it was a very nice touch and you couldn't have picked better music for it. It was kinda disturbing when the monkey blew up the used condom and floated off. One thing I want to know though, who was in the bed? Were they monkeys or humans?

Peace Out, Afro Stud

2/5

[Counter-Strike:Die Freaks]

Well that was pointless.

It was just pasted images from Counterstrike killing pasted images of Britney Spears and Tinky Winky and a drawing you did of Barney. It wasn't funny and it had no point to it whatsoever. You used songs related to Britney Spears and Barney when they got killed but you didn't bother for Tinky Winky, which you should ahev done.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5