AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FLIES!!]

Complete utter pointless crap

2 flies having sex, it's just a picture you pasted into flash and you animated the male fly so it moved and then you added in a speech bubble, it was a 2 second movie that had nothing to it, it wasn't at all funny, or interesting, this was just a complete pile of shit.

[Winter River]

Nah sorry, that was pointless

Your "Cosm" was nice as it was a continuous cycle and I loved the style to it but this was pointless, it was some nice artwork but it was just blocks of ice moving round a river there really was no point to it, sorry it just didn't do anything for me.

[Seizure Moutain]

WTF was that piece of shit?

You drew a little picture and made the colours change, whoopdedoo, that wasn't impressive at all and really wasn't worth submitting.

[Grannys Driving Adventure]

What a piece of shit

Some granny steals a car, runs a guy over, gets chased by the police and crashes, the idea may be slightly funny but the movie wasn't at all, the idea you had was never going to make a god flash movie but I'm sure tou could have done a better job than this, this was just awful, it was annoying as well how you had to keep pressing continue at the start to start the actual movie.

[A Programmers Hell]

Well that sucked.

A guy is tired and falls asleep bashing his head against the keyboard, he wakes up there's a message on the screen that's supposed to be funny saying that if he bashes his head against the keyboard again everything will be erased and that he has to press escape, the guy falls asleep again and bashes his head against the keyboard, that really wasn't funny at all, it was a terrible idea for a movie. Also the beeping sound was just you making the sound and it sounded horrible you should ahve used a proper beeping sound rather than creating one with your own voice.

[The Truth]

Well that sucked, text and a picture

The picture was funny but this movie was so shit you don't even manage to earn a 1 for humor, it was just a load of text about something that wasn't even funny at all, what a load of crap, I'm pleased to see you didn't make another like you said you might.

[Doughboy's Revenge]

Completly fucking stupid but funny not too bad

The start sucked big time but the rest of the movie was pretty funny, completely fucking stupid but still funny and it wasn't too bad at all, but then with the idea you had it would have been hard to have made this crap. I read in your one of your responses to your reviews you started making a sequel, go on do it finish it off, it couls be brilliant and I hope to see it.

Lukidge responds:

holy shit, i haven't checked up on this submission in like 9 years! i appreciate the feedback.

as for the sequel: i got to pretty much fully animate it up until the end. but due to a virus killing my hard drive, it was never completed. i wanna see if i can retrieve it, maybe finish it off and add a soundtrack. the graphics would still suck, as i made it 10 years ago right after completing production on this. but the story is bigger and more violent, and you get to see the people get shot.

[Yet Another Waste of Time]

The start did it for this movie

Oh well looks like my guess for this one was wrong, nothing to do with shit or a celebrity (fingers crossed for the fourth one), it was a laughing, drooling retard again a completely shit movie, but this time the start earnt this a 2 for style, a 1 for humor and a vote of 1 instead of 0s.

[Another Waste of Time]

Was worthy of a 0 until the end text

At first watching this I was like "right, you've already done it, it was kinda funny once now you've done it again it isn't it's just stupid and your really taking the piss, I'm voting 0 for this piece of crap" but then you had that text at the end saying about how you wouldn't submit a farting cat but oh wait and that you did and that earnt this a 2 for style and humor instead of 0 and once again I'm voting 1 instead of 0. I'm sure this series is just an excuse to submit crappy little movies to the portal and not get them blammed, first a farting cat now a dancing semi-naked man, what's next? I'll take a guess(it really is a guess, I seriously doubt I'll be right), erm *thinks* it'll be something to do with shit or a celebrity possibly being Bill Clinton, anyway I'll go see now.

[A Complete Waste of Time]

The movie sucked but that was the point

It was a nice idea to make a completely shit movie and then say how crap it was and that it was just a waste of time as that really was all that it was, the movie was just a farting cat which wasn't even remotely funny but you took the piss out of it so you got a 2 for style instead of 0 and a 1 for humor instead of 0 also I'm voting 1 for this instead of 0. Had you submitted this as just the farting cat it would ahve got blammed so the idea for this movie may have been to submit a crap movie and not get it blammed by putting stuff in syaing it's crap and a waste of space you acheived that so I guess it's a well done.