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[Red Right Hand]

What was the point to this?

A guy with a red right hand orders a beer and the sherrif says that hes bothered the town for the last time, then he shoots the sheriff, that was it, there was no story whatsoever, this flash really needed some, you had the graphics skill, just no story skill. The animation needed a lot of work as it was very poor, why do you think I haven't submitted anything, it's because I'm only this good in flash(excluding graphics in this style).

[The Farting Menace]

A non-pathetic parody would have been better

It parady of Luke blowing up the Death Star from Star Wars and replacing the Death Star with a giant arse, that wasn't funny at all, it was pathetic, had you done a parody of it using something that wasn't pathetic like an arse and used an object that would actually have been funny it would have been a fairly decent movie, but this sucked.

[Being John Rockerbitch]

*Tuts* Yet another guy has sex with sheep movie

Okay that wasn't really funny at all, a guy has sex with sheep, it's overused, it wasn't funny the first time and no matter how many flash movies of it are made it doesn't get any funnier.

[Testdrive]

Erm right?

That wasn't funny at all, it was just stupid, a guy jacking off over a picture of a motorbike was the main thing in this movie, I didn't find it funny at all, just stupid and a completely pointless flash movie.

[Kill Saddam Hussein]

Different, pretty fun, I kinda liked it

That was a nice unique idea you had here using different things that move to kill Saddam Hussein in different ways, you could have used different music, and the sound effect when you clicked on the things was annoying, but that aside I liked it, well done.

[Convenience Store Life]

Needed sound and needed to be longer

At first I thought I had my speakers off but I didn't, then I thought maybe my sound was fucked but it wasn't, so where was the sound? The movie looked like it would have had some in it as it looked essential to the movie, it didn't really work at all without it. It also needed to be longer, you only had 3 days the first and last was just them standing doing nothing and the 2nd was a guy with a gun firing a shot, nothing really happened, you needed a lot more.

[Sex in Church]

Stupid. Sick not funny

That wasn't funny some sick jokes about priests and boys, then the priest says he can get the girl he wants to fuck to fuck him if he gives him his left testicle, so he does, then the girl says she'll have sex with him but she'll need to get horny and the only way she can is if she sucks his left testicle, I guess the final joke was a bit funny so you get a 1 for humor. There wasn't any point in making a flash movie of this and if you were going to you could ahve done a lot better, this was just a load of text with you having to click a button all the time to proceed, completely pointless.

[Feces: A short film]

A stupid shit joke

Shit jokes aren't funny they never were and they never will be. A guy eats a turkey and shits out shit, then eats shit and shits out a turkey, I wasn't impressed, it wasn't funny it was just pathetic.

[UZI:the boy PART 1]

Very poor job

The main story to this was poor and wasn't going to make a good movie but surely you could ahve done better than this with it. When the guy in the car started abusing the kid it was just pathetic, then the kid shot him and suddenly loads of cops turned up, think things through thats impossible for them to turn up so quick, then the kid started shooting the cops and was hiding behind the car for cover but you could see him through the cars number plate and it just looked really stupid, I wouldn't reccomend remaking this, as the story itself is poor and you didn't have any good ideas.

[Shaolin Master]

The start was alright, the rest sucked

I started watching this and I was surprised by the fact that it seemed alright, but then you made a stupid fart joke which wasn't funny, fart jokes never were and never will be, then you had the guy beat up the woman, I wasn't impressed at all, it was just stupid and unfunny, a complete waste of my time.