AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[New: Safety Boy]

Good, but it needed to be longer

That was good a very original idea fro back when this was submitted, both funny and interesting so well done, it could have done with having more scenarios as it was a bit too short, had it had at least 3 or 4 more this would probably have a score of over 4. The squeaky voice was a bit annoying but that aside this was a good movie, well done, keep up the good work.

[CC and JJ 1st Episode]

And the point of that was?

Well that was completely random, I don't have a clue what the point to this was, just completely random events. It moved too slowly and you didn't even have any sound which just made it even worse, one of the most pointless movies ever.

[CORN IN MY POO]

*Tuts* Shit jokes aren't funny

A song about shit, I got that from the title, I knew what I was in for but I watched it anyway, shit jokes aren't funny they never were and they never will be, why make a shoddy music video to that song? It wasn't entertaining at all, I was just tutting and shaking my head throughout.

[Cops: Bobbitt Style]

Needed to be longer

What you had was alright but it was far too short, which made the movie lose points, it really did need more to it, it was just one thing and it was over, you should ahve had something else happening afterwards, like he should have gone to a few more houses or something.

[I AM COW!!!!!!!]

Needed to be eventful

It was basically just a cow singing to a song, the song was kinda funny, but the movie just didn't have much of a point, you should ahve ahd something else going on in the movie as well, as what you had was eventless.

[Tecmo Bowl!]

Oh is that it?

The screen was too small and as it also used small sprites it was difficult to make out. this movie was just about the B button getting stuck on a NES controller, it wasn't funny at all, and it really wasn't worth making a movie of.

[The Real MTB]

Nah, I didn't really like that at all

Yeah I know this isn't exactly a shit movie, I just didn't like it, the IQ of 4 bit and the mashed tater brains thing was a bit funny, but this movie just didn't really do anything for me, it just wasn't my thing at all.

[Santa Claus HotLine]

Erm, no.

A guy whacking off while on the phone, that's all this is, and why did a white circle keep appearing every 5 seconds, who the fuck cums that frequently and he had trousers on so it shouldn't have came through like that, that just made the movie all the more stupid. The sound clip wasn't even funny, making a movie to it was a bad enough idea, but the job you did was even worse than the idea itself.

[Saint Dawg and The Dragon]

Random and pointless

Okay that was completely random, there didn't seem to be any point to it whatsoever, the final joke where they said he got killed in a drive-by shooting 2 weeks later was the only funny part of the movie. I don't ahve any idea what the story to this movie was, it really was just entirely random.

I noticed you said in your response to one of the reviews taht you said that maybe noone liked it because it was an english sense of humor, well I'm English too and I'd like to stick up for my country, that really isn't our sense of humor at all.