AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xoz - Episode 1 - Trailer]

Eh? Is that all this is?

You shouldn't have submitted this as it isn't the finished version and I feel that demos/trailers/previews/unfinished work don't deserve to be submitted to Newgrounds as they are not the finished version, you should wait until you finish something before deciding to submit it.

Demo/Trailer/Preview/Unfinished Work rant over.

It was just some text then a guy you drew standing, nothing else. It was just completely pointless and this trailer didn't give you any sort of feeling for what the actual movie would have been like. When this started you had a scroll and you showed a small section of it bit by bit and on each line it swapped so it went in the other direction, which amde it impossible to read, and when it finally did show up on the scroll completely, it vanished almost as soon as it appeared making it impossible to read unless you paused it. the text was still hard to make out even when paused though as the contrasting colours played with your eyes. If you were going to make a trailer you should have at least had something happening in it, this was absolutely nothing.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Slap: The Last Episode]

What the series should have been originally

Finally, you learnt from your mistakes from the previous four and had more than one slap in it, the only problem is that this wasn't really that funny, probably due to me having got bored with the previous four in this series. You should really have started out similar to this, you should have had the previous four combined with this, it should ahve just been a load of slaps along with reasons to slap a kid and it could have made a good movie. This episode was let down due to the fact that it was just saying how old this series had got, which is true, but it just wasn't that funny. The first episode in this series was funny, but from then on due to them all being seperate it just ended up being horrible and not funny at all.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Slap 4: ?]

*Sighs* Why?

This series has just gotten completely terrible now, the humour that was there in the first episode has just entirely disappeard. What was the point of submitting this? For the fourth time now it was too short this time you had the kid slapping the adult instead, which was a nice twist but you just haven't learnt from your mistakes. You should have learnt from your mistake the last three times that a someone getting slapped is too short again there should have had more slaps in the movie, as this was just completely pointless having just one thing, this should have been combined with the previous three along with more reasons to slap a kid. You should have made this longer and had better sound, it had potential to be a good movie, but by submitting these as seperate entries it screwed the whole thing up and it just got irritating. You just finished this far too early and didn't really do anything with it. I've never seen movies become a series that has episodes as short as this.

Peace out, Afro Stud

0/5

JMartin97 responds:

lol ok

[Slap:En Espaol]

Um, no.

What was the point of submitting this? For a third time it was too short this was just the original in spanish, which really wasn't funny, it was also really annoying when you had that piece of music playing, it just made the whole thing even worse. You should have learnt from your mistake the last two times that a kid saying something then getting slapped is too short again you should have had more than one reason to slap a kid though, as this was just completely pointless having just one thing, this should have been combined with the previous two along with more reasons to slap a kid. You should have made this longer and had better sound, it clearly had potential, you just finished it far too early and didn't really do anything with it. I've never seen movies become a series that has episodes as short as this.

Peace out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Zits]

*Tuts* That was stupid

A guy pops some zits and when he pops the final one the room fills with puss, it just really wasn't funny at all, a better zit movie had already been submitted. the sound in this was really annoying the zit popping sounded more like a terrible sounding fart noise, this was just truly awful and very poorly animated.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Hare and the Tortoise]

That was poor

The start was terrible, the text went too quick, I managed to read it, but only just, and I'm a fast reader. Also the swearing was just unneccesary and just seemed like an attempt to get the kids to like it because you used swearing. There was also no sound, which there really should have been, it just made it even worse without it.

Then you cut to the rabbit and the tortoise as the race was about to begin, again you used uneccesary swearing. Then you used what was an alright joke with the text saying that they set off, well the hare did.

Then you finally used some sound, but it was overused sound clips and it just didn't really fit that well. Then for no reason whatsoever, the tortoise pointlessly shot the hare, it just wasn't funny.

I did quite like the part at the end though where you ahd the text saying "and the moral of this story is..."

Overall it was a poor movie, that just used pointless violence and uneccesary swearing, it did have 2 good points in it though and had you made the joke something different than the hare getting shot it would have been a much better movie. You also should have had sound consistent throughout the movie rather than just at the end, as the start seemed really odd without it and this movie really did need it. I don't remember the advert that this movie is a parody of though(I'm from England), I don't think I've actually seen it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Snookie Knows Whassup!!!]

Yeah that was funny, a good movie

It was an anti-Wazzup! movie done in a funny way involving Snookie, it was pretty much funny throughout, the only part I didn't like was the guy on the toilet farting, as fart jokes jsut aren't funny, they never were and they never will be. But the rest of it was funny, it's always nice to see them Wazzup! guys get knocked out. Obviously though some of the sound in this was really annoying as some of it was sound clips from that damn Wazzup! commercial. Anyway, well done, good job, keep up the good work.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

3/5

[Dig Dug-Screwed]

Eh? What was that?

Seriously what was that? A thing walks falls down a hole twice, eventually learns to jump over it then gets chased by an enemy then it gets really big. That's all it was, it just really wasn't funny at all, and by the way, I've played Dig-Dug. You just needed to ahve something else going on within this movie and it would have been better, you just repeated the same joke twice, which was really annoying considering it wasn't even funny the first time round, then you had another pretty similar joke after, it just really wasn't funny at all.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Mega Man Get's Revenge 2]

*Tuts* Shit jokes aren't funny

That just really wasn't funny at all, it was just a bunch of shit jokes, shit jokes aren't funny, they never were and they never will be. This movie looked alright at first but then the shit joke sstarted and it all got stupid, if you'd had tried something different, so it wasn't a movie about shit jokes, it would have been so much better and it could have actually been good and funny. Just yet another of your early movies I'll be choosing to submit to the scat collection then, i really am so pleased that your sense of humour has evolved nowadays from this.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Mega Man's Revenge]

Stupid but funny, it was alright

It was a nice funny idea to have Megaman jump out of the Game Boy screen and attack it and it worked, I liked it and it was funny. It did get a bit stupid at times though with the whole enemy's head thing, but it didn't really make it a bad movie in anyway at all, it was an alright movie, a nice funny idea, that worked as a short. It did seem a bit slow-pace at the start though, like when you were on the title screen, it was just there for too long and I wasn't sure whether you had to press something or not, the same happened at the start of the movie when Megaman was looking at the enemy, it didn't seem to be doing anything and again I thoguht you had to press something as nothing was happening for ages, but eventually Megaman moved and from then on it was fine. The sound was poor on the title screen as it was just a very short piece of music that looped every now and then and it had a massive gap inbetween and it always cut out too early and it just sounded really bad.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

2/5