AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Axe]

Pretty good, nice and funny.

I didn't like the start with the WWF insult, I don't like WWF, but still it just wasn't neccesary and it was kind of annoying having to press the button to continue.

I didn't like the next part either where the kid was on his computer, it was just pretty boring, then you ahd to press another button to continue, which again was kinda annoying, also the scene had no sound, and it really needed some. then you randomly showed a dead dog across the street, which was just completely pointless, it had no relevance to the movie.

Then you had the guy meditating and he had a voodoo kit, okay this part wasn't too bad but it was let down by the constant use of that warp beam sound that comes with flash that everyone used in the early Newgrounds movies.

I liked the next part where you panned past the axe and back to it and had the text speaking about it, it was funny and very original.

You then used the previous method again, explaining the camera shots when the guy threw the axe across the street, again it was funny and I liked it, repeating the joke improved it. the burp that the man did sounded really horrible though, if you were going to include it you should have made it sound better.

Then you had the axe kill the guy and go on a killing rampage, which was funny and I really liked this part, especially when it found another axe friend and they went off and killed together. It was obvious that you stole the idea from The Insane Chainsaw for this but just replaced the chainsaw with an axe, but it was still good. Finally you added sound to the movie here although it could ahev been better, The Lone Ranger sound clips were of a poor quality and the screams were kind of annoying and were also of a poor quality.

Overall it was a good, nice and funny movie, but it needed to have consistent sound throughout it, you could have had either music playing, people talking, or both, as the whole thing just seemed really odd without sound and the lack of it let it down. It was still a funny movie though and I did enjoy it. Well done, good job, keep up the good work.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

3/5

[Fulps Revenge]

It just wasn't funny, really poorly done

It was a combination of AOL sucks, the portal's full of crap and Tom Fulp into one movie, the story(if you can call it that) was really horrible, Tom Fulp gets sent some flash to look at and they both suck, then because he's on AOL when he tries looking at the new Scrotum movie he gets disconnected. It was just a combination of old jokes, poorly done, there wasn't enough sound you just had that one beam sound clip in it and nothing else, you really should have had more.

Something pretty weird though, that first crap movie you had, someone submitted soemthing pretty much exactly like it earlier today.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Game Over]

Um, that wasn't funny.

A guy plays Mario, loses a life then it says Game Over, then it says that he has no life, then life over, then the guy shoots himself, that really wasn't funny, you really shouldn't be taking the piss out of such a serious sunject as suicide.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[pokemon isn't gay!!!!!!!!]

Annoying and bland

It was just completely bland, it just wasn't funny at all, a kid talking about how much he likes Pokemon, then he gets shot, it was just really boring, okay it was different from the rest of the Pokemon parodies but it was still terrible. I didn't see the need for the special effects and non special effects versions, as they were both the same, just the special effecst version had a fuzzy screen, it just really wasn't worth including. The sound was of a poor quality and a few times your mouth got too close to the microphone, the sound also got annoying as it was basically just constant bleeping and the word Pokemon over and over.

Okay you tried something different with the whole Pokemon sucks thing, but you should have came up with a funnier idea, or at least thrown a funny joke or two into this movie.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Portal Advise]

Well that was hypocritcal

You're saying not to submit crap that only took five minutes to make but that's exactly what this is. You just spent 5 minutes on making this, it was just a bunch of text and a few buttons. Yeah I agree with you, but you could have expressed your views in another way than this, it really wasn't worth making a flash movie to express your view.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[CI3 trailer]

Horrible, just horrible

You shouldn't have submitted this as it isn't the finished version and I feel that demos/trailers/previews don't deserve to be submitted to Newgrounds as they are not the finished version, you should wait until you finish something before deciding to submit it.

Demo/Trailer/Preview rant over.

It was just completely pointless, just looking at some soldiers and some vehicles, there was no action whatsoever, it told you nothing about Combat Instinct that we don't already know from the previous two. This was basically just you showing off your 3D graphics, nothing else, it really wasn't interesting at all. If you were going to make a trailer you could have at least had something in it worth watching, as there's no fun in looking at some soldiers and vehicles moving. The sound was also very annoying it seemed to be about a 3 second long piece looped over and over, which really did get annoying fast, it didn't even fit with what was going on.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Mario Finds Bad Plumbing]

Um, no. That wasn't at all funny.

First off the joke wasn't even funny, Mario goes into a pipe and comes out covered in shit, shit jokes aren't funny they never were and they never will be. Also it was too short, if you were going to do it, you should ahve made it longer and had something else going on so that there was something in it that was worth watching. Also when he went in the pipe the music stopped playing, when really it should have kept playing.

I'm really pleased to see that your sense of humour has moved on nowadays, as all of your early submissions that I've seen so far have been about sex, shit and farting, and I just haven't found most of them funny at all.

This is yet another of your early movies I'll be choosing to submit to the scat collection.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Portal Police]

Erm, wtf? That was very hypocritical.

Erm, I'm not even sure what that was, you were saying not to submit crappy movies, but this is exactly what this was, you showed an example of a crappy movie, but your actual movie was just as bad, this was very hypocritical. You couldn't even work out what the guy was saying, which just made the whole thing even worse.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Cartman: "Come sail away"]

Too long and actionless

At first, despite the lack of action, it wasn't too bad, but it just went on for too long and got really boring as there wasn't anything really going on, it was just Cartman singing, some text and a boat, if you were going to make this movie so long you should have put something in it to keep the viewer interested, or you could ahev just not used the whole song and made it shorter. The sound was also of a slightly poor quality and it particular showed when cartman was on stage and the guitarists came on.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Russia Online]

Hmm, on the poor side

There wasn't really much to it, it seemed okay at first but it soon got a bit boring as there wasn't really anything going on, it was mainly just looking at pasted images, but then it would have been ahrd to have some action to that sound clip, so perhaps you should have tried something else, it wasn't completely terrible, like I said at first it was okay, it just got a bit boring after a while fo watching it as there wasn't really anything to keep you interested. The sound was weird as well, during the movie it was really quiet and I had to turn my speakers right up to be able to hear it and then you had that loud sound clip at the end, which was still loud even at normal level, I'm not sure if you set out to do that or whether it was just a problem you made with the volume level.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5