AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miss.Dynamite XV]

It picks up as it goes along, It's alright i guess

I'ts not crap but it doesn't deserve to be so high in the portal. From the start it seemed like I was gonna be watching some really shite movie but then it started picking up until it eventually became good, until the very end which became shit again, your next one should have more of the middle and less of the start/end events.

[Souped-up Civic]

A cra drives along, gets hit by a train and...

falls into a river. Not much of a movie at all and definitely not worth watching, if this is meant to be funny which i assume it is I just don't see it, why the fuck would this be funny? What's the funny part?

[Scrotum 3]

Good and the best in the series so far.

Good job, a dog prostitute would have been funnier though but then again maybe not. WTF 3rd submission by you as well.

[Scrotum 2]

Good. A real improvement on the first.

What you made the 2nd ever portal submission as well was it only you and Tom and crew at that time or something. Good job and to think this would have been considered a high filesize back in the day.

[Scrotum 1]

It was good for what it was but still crap but...

then not entirely crap. Not much of a movie but then it was the first ever portal submission.

[Exploding Fungus 2 silent]

i strangely find myself liking this

This one is amazingly somehow good the George Bush paper LOL. Good work I'd now love to see you make another movie or the aforementioned exploding fungus music video or exploding fungus crap game. Stay Funky.

Bezman responds:

Whee!

Glad you liked this one. You should probably expect my next animation to be slightly worse though as I haven't done any real animation since those days...

Didn't think anyone would actually read all the newspapers. So yay! :)

Glad you found the last one funny. :)

I was trying to work out for ages why you thought I might be making a music video...

I was going to make one of those 2 things, but I left the series dormant this long and it'll probably remain dormant a while longer...

The game would have been a case of clicking on mushrooms to make them explode. A crappy shooting game that I'd simply not bother with now. The music video was just a way of getting by a lack of ideas. But I doubt it'd be able to make it that interesting just now. It'd be a poor follow-up to this in any case.

I'll be making some other animations though, such as my Flash diaries. So hopefully you'll enjoy them and hopefully I'll improve as an animator and as a storyteller. :)

Having said that, I may submit a some not-so-good stuff and just leave it to the portal to decide whether it should stay or go.

Cheers for the review,
Bez

[The Portal Outtakes]

OMG it sucked even more than 'the portal'

Shite movies shouldn't have outtakes made from them, they'll just be even shiter and this here piece of crap proves it.

[Rise of the MK: Part 1]

Kinda crap since nothing really happened the...

next one should be fucking great though. When Mario Mario died I expected something to happen, instead this was more like a preview crossed with a movie. #1 in the portal that's really high for this. I'll give you a lot of credit for actually making a really sad feeling with sprites, that must have been fucking hard. Before i clicked to watch this i thought it was something to do with Mortal Kombat, so you should change the name. Can't wait for part two now that should be something. OK theres a problem with this movie when viewed on Newgrounds you can tell if you have the problem or not when you play the movie you will see nothing but the sound will play heres how to get round this. Step 1 Click Tools at the top of the screen(if you can't click on this than click Start at the bottom and restart the computer. Then come back to this page and follow these steps again before clicking to watch the movie.), then Internet Options, then click Advanced within Internet options and scroll down to security, if empty Temporary Internet Files folder when browser is closed option is ticked, untick it. Step 2 if you haven't done so via step 1 shut down the computer. Step 3 go to My Computer, then (C:), then Windows, click show files if their not shown, click Temporary internet files, locate the flash movie titled 113889_rotmk(1) and copy and paste it into My Documents. Finally click and watch the movie, if it still doesn't work get a better computer.