AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Real Matrix]

Oh no! A fart joke movie.

That sucked the first time you did the fart joke I sighed and realised what an awful flash I was in store for, then you repeated the same terrible joke and I sighed, I can't believe you'd make something like this, seriously why make a fart joke movie, when was farting ever funny apart from when you were 5, shame on you. The rest of the movie fart jokes aside was awful too, there really was no point in you bothering to make this.

[Attack of the Killer Dogs]

That was awful not at all what I was expecting

That wasn't at all what I expected, it's called Attack of the Killer Dogs but all that happens is two dogs bite a guys arm off, you call that Attack of the Killer Dogs! The end part when the two dogs are walking off together with the arm was kinda funny, that aside it was terrible and I don't have one good thing to say about it.

[TapeWorm3 news bit]

Could have been much better

That was crap, there is much worse flash on Newgrounds but this was still poor, it was just some woman poking a turd with a stick, shit jokes suck and are never funny, the movie would have been okay if something had happened, but nothing did. You fucked up the play button you couldn't press it if you had the cursor over the text play, you had to press the button to either it's left or right, I'm pleased to see you never made the 3rd episode, this should never have been a series and should've been left as a one off episode.

[TapeWorm: 2!]

Like I thought, a sequel was a bad idea

There wasn't any point really in maming a sequel the first was an okay flash due to the fact that it was a simple idea that was a one-off, I really didn't like this at all, at the start it looked like you were going to have a good movie but you failed to deliver and the movie was just stupid, the idea of the Godzilla tapeworm was kinda funny but no enough to make this a good flash, there was ntohing on offer here to make this even remotely interesting.

[TapeWorm!]

Not bad that was alright

You had a nice simple funny idea here, you could have done a better job but it worked well enough as it was and you didn't really need to complicate things, a series sounds like a bad idea, but I'll see, maybe I'll take saying that back and it will turn out to be a good series.

[Fatman Jones]

I tutted it was that bad

That was completely fucking pointless and a waste of time, he either becomes skinny then you can kill him(not funny) or he dies from obesity and a bird shits on his tombstone(even less funny).

[Oh canada]

One of the millions of pointless flash movies

Well that was pointless, the idea was a good one that could have been done a lot better, the movie was boring as nothing really happened, the part before the movie was too long as you had to click too many times for the movie to start, it should have been one click and the movie plays. This was basically just one of them pointless voilence, crap movies, all that happened was some cows got blown up and some people got shot by a sniper, was thsi really worth making, even for back then this was poor.

liquidash responds:

actually, yeah it was helpful. I made a ton of these little stickman episodes to cut my teeth on flash animations. I have since moved away from the animation side of things and gone on to focus on acionscripting side. However i am working on an animated comic. I wont post the link here, simply because I really dont want to be asociated with newgrounds anymore, nor do i really feel the need to prove myself to the people that frequent the site. newgrounds was a good idea that got pulled into the dark side by the throngs of angry and confused teenagers that populate the internet. it isnt about good flash games/animations anymore, its just a festering pit of stuff like this entry: Stuff that is probably helpful in furthering the authors flash skills, but probably shouldnt be on the internet at all.

[UFO Abduction]

A movie of this was pointless

This kinda reminded me of a performance I did in college for Performing Arts in the Dance Theatre section, only we did more than what was here, basically the only thing the same is the alien sheep, my performance was a rocket going to the moon, then an alien sheep gets on board and they breed and the earth gets taken over by them, I know that performance sucked, it wasn't my idea, but had you had more in this like there was in my performance this would ahve been a much better flash, all this was was a sheep getting abducted and turned or replaced(not sure which) into/with an alien sheep, there wasn't even any sound, you could easily have added some and done a better job on this.

[Elian - Wazzup!!!]

The best Wazzup thing ever, it wasn't too bad.

I'm surprised, that wasn't too bad at all, the Wazzup! thing sucked then, sucks now and always will, I hated the Budweiser Wazzup! commercial the first time I saw it and every time I saw it I hated it more and more, then little kids started going Wazzup! everhere and I hated it more than ever, this is the only Wazzup! thing I've ever seen that I haven't hated, it was funny at first but when Janet Reno and everyone came into it it stopped being funny and became irritating at times.