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Short, eventless and completely pointless.

All that happened was a pink thing bounced across from one side of the screen to another and the moon changed into the sun, it was just compeltely pointless and eventless, nothing happened at all. You should have made it longer, given it a point and had something happening in it, you also should have added some sound into it, as movies always seem weird without sound, even this. You also got the sun and the moon the wrong way round, you had the moon during the day and the sun during the night, unless of course that was some sort of intentional joke.

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0/5

Oh, is that it? Nothing happened.

Nothing happened it was just a 3D image of a submarine and some text, the text appeared to set up a story but then there wasn't any, the submarine hit the bottom, it said that they were trapped and then it ended. For an intro to a movie this would have been nice as the music you used created an atmosphere that drew you into the movie and it would have left you more hooked on the events that happened within the actual movie, but this turned out to be the whole movie, and this by itself as a movie is poor as nothing at all happened which just made it completely pointless. You needed to increase the fps as the animation was ever so slightly jerky, it was only just about noticeable but still.

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0/5

It needed a story and it needed to be longer.

It was just yet another pointless violence movie, this wasn't anything that hadn't already been done hundreds of times before so it just wasn't interesting at all. A monkey killed some people robbed a bank, killed some cops, then blew their car up, that was it, nothing really happened you should have made it longer and more eventful so that they'd have been something interesting to watch, it also would have been better if they'd been some sort of story to it so that there was a point to it instead of it being just pointless violence.

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0/5

That was brilliant, even better than I expected.

That was just brilliant, a whole lot better than I was expecting it to be, I was expecting it to be great, but not this great, I'd ahve to say this is movie perfection, this goes straight into my top 10, well done on breaking that.

It was just really nicely done, it was just like one of them anime programmes and it had an excellent story to go with it, it was just done perfectly. *CAUTION SPOILER WARNING* I loved how you made it just look so one-sided by having a psychotic girl who'd already killed many going up against an old, lazy, fat slob and it was great how you made the whole thing look like it was going to be the woman who won. You even went as far as making it look like he was going to win at one point, then having him fail so it looked like he'd lose for sure after, but then you went and made him win, which I didn't see coming at all and it just made the plot even better than it already was. You explained the whole story in this, which was great to see, and I have to say it was a brilliant one, sure it wasn't exactly very original but it was still an excellent storyline and it just made the whole thing very gripping. The rest of the movie also answered my previous questions I had from the last one, which I didn't expect to see answered here, but I'm pleased that they were. It was also nice to see that the camera device from the previous epiosode had another function to it other than taking pictures. I was kind of surprised to see that that girl was one of the Kazahana's as the last episode gave me the impression that she wasn't a member of the family and that she was just someone who wanted them dead for some unknown reason. It was nice to see that the sound was better this time round, although the problem still seemed to be there with the voice that was setting up the story, the rest of it was fine though. I like the idea you had of allowing people to suggest ideas for future episodes and allowing them to contribute towards them in other ways as well.

After watching this its clear to me that you have the ability to create anime programmes that would be good enough to appear on T.V., you came up with an excellent story and you really did do it perfectly, you showed the right stuff at the right time and you showed it from the perfect range and position. Seriously, perhaps you should look into making an anime programme for T.V. and making a career out of it.

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5/5

I liked it, it was a nice twist at the end.

I liked it, the movie was pretty good, but the story was great and I just loved the little twist at the end. The whole thing was very intriguing and it's left me really looking forward to seeing the next one as you didn't reveal the full details of the story and you left a load of 'why?' questions and I'm really interested to find out the answers are and what the whole story's about. I liked the whole thing with the little camera device things, although I didn't really understand how it came up with the persons identity, but then I guess that's not really important. What I am wanting to know though is, what was on that ring?, was it just the spike?, why did it take so long for the guy to finally react to it? and why did it make him die?, as they're questions I have that probably won't be answered in the sequel to this. The only problem with this movie was the voices as they didn't seem right, they sounded too much like they were added to the scene instead of like they were coming from within the scene, if you know what I mean. In terms of a movie this earned a 3/5 but in terms of story it earnt a 4/5 and considering it's the story that matters more to me I'm giving you a 4/5. Anyway, well done, great job, keep up the great work.

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4/5

An old joke with a brilliant twist.

I loved it, the whole thing was great, I just loved the whole randomness of it all with the llamas and the guy going to work with them and singing a song. When the guy got to work and you made the 'wrong day' joke I thought that that was going to be the joke to it and at that point I felt a little letdown as it wasn't anything original, but then right at the end you went and gave it that brilliant twist and it just brought it right back up to standard. I know you could only have made it a minute, but I'm still going to say this, it needed to be a bit longer, you should have made a whole song routine of the guy singing about the llamas as it would have increased the length of the movie and it would have made it funnier. The only real problem with this though was the sound, most of the the time it was good but there were occasions where it was kinda crackly every now and then, which kind of let it down, it was still a great movie though. Anyway, well done, great job, keep up the great work.

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4/5

That was pretty great.

Again just like with the first one it was pretty great, I'm not too sure which one was the better one though, the first one was much funnier due to funny jokes done in a really random way so the first was better in that respect, but then this one was better as there was more in it and while it wasn't as funny it was more enjoyable, so I kinda slightly preferred this one over the original. I liked how you recycled some of the stuff from the original episode and put it into a different context, it was really nice to see. I also liked the start where you thought only one guy was gonna get hit by the dart but then the other one did too. I also liked how you used some stupid jokes in it that actually became funny due to the fact the characters found the jokes funny and you'd be laughing at how they reacted rather than the actual joke itself, just like you intended. There wasn't one flaw to this everything was just done nicely and there's no aspect to it that I'm going to say needed improving. Well done, great job, keep up the great work.

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4/5

Is that it? It needed more to it.

This one seemed to be better than the last two, but just like with the first one, the second it looked like it was going somewhere you just suddenly ended it you should have continued on with it. Again it would have been better if they'd been some sort of story behind it instead of it being just yet another pointless violence movie as pointless violence movies are never interesting, a movie needs story to it in order to get the viewer's attention. This one seemed to be really random and I wasn't too keen on the randomness of it all, i didn't like the sex joke either as it was just far too random, a woman walked in and got her tits out for no reason whatsoever. The sound quality was better this time, but it still could have been better than it was as it was a little on the poor side.

I realised I missed out my score for SEX DEATH&RNR2 in my review, just to let you know, I gave it 0/5.

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0/5

Poor throughout until near the end.

The movie just seemed to be yet another pointless violence movie, it would have been nice if you'd had some story to it, like instead of him just doing random killings there should have been a reason as to why he was doing it as it would have made it more interesting. I did like the part where the guy shot towards the screen and how you made it look like he was going to shoot the viewer but it turned out to be some other guy he was shooting at. When you brought in the old man I guess that part wasn't too bad as there was some sort of story as to why the old man wanted to kill him, I wasn't too keen on how you made the setting the Matrix as it just seemed like a pointless excuse for having a Matrix style scene within the movie, it would have been better if their fight had just been a normal one, the fight wasn't too bad though, but that's only because there was story behind it. You ended it too abruptly though, the second the main character killed the old man it was all over, you should have shown the old man fall to the floor and then shown the main character's reaction as it just seemed really odd the way you just suddenly ended it, as it seemed unfinished. You needed to have some sound effects in this movie as it seemed really odd that a gun was being fired and that there was a fight scene that was, other than music, completely silent.

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1/5

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