AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Home Impalement]

Terrible, absolutely terrible

First off the sound quality was terrible, it was annoying having to press the next button every five seconds to continue with the next clip, when the guy's head got chopped off by the lawnmower it was eevn more horrible, as the head had no body on it and it made no sense whatsoever. This was just a truly terrible, pointless violence movie that made no sense whatsoever.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Technologically advanced]

It needed a story

What you had wasn't too bad, but there was just no story to it, so I had no idea what the hell it was about and it just ended up seeming like a random spaceship battle. The music was extremely annoying, it didn't fit with the movie at all, it was too loud and to be honest it just messed up the whole movie, you should have found a more fitting piece of music and had it at a quieter volume level, you also should have added in some sound effects, as it seemed odd at times without it, especially the part at the end where there was an explosion. It was also very poorly animated and it was extremely choppy, again that let the otherwise not too bad movie down.

Redo this with better music, sound effects, better animation and some story and you'd have a fairly good movie.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Scratch the Kitty: Part 1]

You have to have seen Scrotum to enjoy this

It was both good and funny but only because it was a parody of Scrotum, had I not seen it I may not have enjoyed it. At first I thought you were just going to rip-off the first episode of Scrotum completely, just replacing Scrotum the puppy with Scratch the kitty, but you didn't you made it different, which just made it even better, it was funny how Scratch knew what would have happened if she'd got the ball and how the owner had to resort to poisoning the cat food instead, it made a good, funny movie and it ended up being actually better than the original Scrotum. The voices in this were fo a very poor quality though, but apart from that everything was fine. I'd love to see you remake this, or continue with the series, I'm sure that even today it will be much loved, as Scrotum still holds a place in at least my heart.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

3/5

[Revenge of Pac]

Hmm, I guess it was alright

It was alright, short, but it made its joke, okay it wasn't exactly a very good joke, but the movie still turned out alright and for what it was you couldn't really ahve done much better with it. I wasn't too keen on the ending though where pac-Man blew up the Pac-Man arcade game, it just seemed kinda pointless and it wasn't really very funny, the movie would have been the same without it, it didn't really offer anything towards it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

2/5

[Get out my friend!]

Nah, that wasn't interesting at all.

All it was, was some people getting in a taxi, one of them started smoking, the taxi driver told him he couldn't smoke, he refused to stop and the taxi driver threatened to kill them all, i just didn't find it funny at all and it was a poor idea to do a movie to that sound clip as you couldn't really do anything interesting with it and as the sound clip wasn't funny, you were never going to have a funny movie. The sound clip was of a poor quality and it was very hard to make out what was being said at times. Also one of the guy's necks was the same colour as the taxi's seats, so you couldn't see his neck, which just looked really bad.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Quatre Winner]

Is that it? That was pointless.

It was just a bunch of white text against a black background and then some pasted images from Gundam Wing along with some text for a character's profile, there was just no point to it whatsoever, I'm assuming you were just trying out flash, but you really shouldn't have submitted this. The black screen you ahd inbetween the text at the start was also there for too long and it just made the whole thing really slow paced and destroyed any interest I had in it at that point.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Informal Rage]

Oh, is that all this was?

At first I thought that what was happening was the intro to the actual movie, but then it just went on for ages and I realised that this was all it was, just black and white shapes moving and flashing, it wasn't at all interesting and it had been done quite a few times before this was submitted, so it wasn't exactly anything original, for what it was it wasn't too bad, but in terms of a flash movie it was really poor as there was ntohing of any interest whatsoever going on, there were a few fairly interesting parts towards the end though, but they weren't enough to do much for it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Brak-Don't Touch Me!]

Um, no.

A pasted image moving to a song, that was all it was, it wasn't at all funny, it went on for too long and it was completely boring, there was no point to it whatsoever and it required no skill to make. The pasted image was poor, you had part of the background still around the edge of it and the song was really annoying.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Cooking with Bill]

Too short and not funny

All it was was a cook putting a magic mushroom in the middle of a donut and then eating it then it just ended before anything had happened, you should have shown what happend after he ate it and you could have made some funny stuff happen, as what you did ahve jsut wasn't funny at all. The sound was of a terrible quality and to make it even worse you also had your mouth too close to the microphone.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Singing Eric]

Boring, pointless and annoying

It was just really boring and pointless, Cartman on a stage singing, nothing else happened, you should have had something going on so that there was something worth watching. The sound was bad, at first Cartman was very quiet and I had to turn my speakers up to be able to make out what he was saying, the audience noise was used to much and it just got extremely annoying. Also you made a bad choice with the colours as Cartman wears a red top and you had him against a red curtain, which just looked really poor.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5