AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[UFO Jesus]

Totally strange and random

I don't even know how to explain this, it was just weird, some superheroish people try to stop someone from taking over the world that's a rhombus with a head, but they need help so they call on UFO Jesus which is basically Jesus's body sticking out the top of a UFO, then UFO Jesus kills Dr. Rhombus, strange just totally strange. It could have done with some sound, this movie really needed it, it wasn't exactly the kind of movie that could do without sound, it was absolutely neccesary for it.

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0/5

[Dirty Principal]

Nothing happened

You just ahd a sound clip done by Adam Sandler playing, while you showed an intercom, you didn't show anything else happening, if you were going to make a movie to a sound clip you should have at least put something into it to watch as that's the whole point of a movie, this was basically just a sound clip, that wasn't even done by you, it was of a poor quality and you could barely make out what was being said.

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0/5

[Smoking Kills]

Hahahahaha, er wtf?

I don't know why but I just started laughing, it was totally random and completely crap and pointless, but for some strange reason it made me laugh. It was kinda like one of them short Worms video clips in Worms where they have the worms being stupid and stuff, but like a crap version of it. It could ahve done with some more sound in it as there wan't any until the very end and that wasn't much.

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1/5

[Pilot Crash]

Erm right?

That was pretty random. A plane lands on a guy, then a bunch of things turn up in some place and the plane crashes nose down, wtf? You could have animated it better, that was very poorly done.

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0/5

[Super Computer 5000!!!!!!]

Hmm a bit over the top

At first it seemed a little bit poor but boring, a sit was just people talkign about how great a shit computer is as they're trying to flog it to you, i knew a joke was coming, but come on blowing up the computer was a bit over the top, it just didb't do anything for me to be honest.

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0/5

[Neon Genesis Wazzup!]

*Groans* Yet another Wazzup! parody

This sucked pasted images with mouths moving to that damn annoying Wazzup! sound clip, very few of these Wazzup! parodies are bearable in fact I've only seen two so far that haven't made me groan, the whole Wazzup! thing was never funny and I hated it from day 1. Far too many of these Wazzup! parodies were submitted to Newgrounds, 1 or 2 would have been okay, but the amount that are on here is just ridiculous and unneccesary.

I guess at least with this one 3 of the 5 people were on the phone(unlike the others that have noone on the phone) so it actually made some sort of sense, it was still poor and overdone though.

[America Off Line]

Just yet another AOL sucks movie

Even for an AOL sucks movie this was bad, at least the others are longer than 15 seconds and make funnier jokes about it, this basically just pointed out the fact that AOL is ridiculously slow, a fact we all know, a movie expressing that point was pointless. You could have at least came up with an original idea, this had been done to death.

[AOL Chat simulator]

Just a bunch of text

That wasn't really fun at all, it was just reading a load of text of people that are apparantly in a chat room being offensive towards eachother, the idea had already been done before in another movie, so no points for originality(yes I know there's not an originality score before anyone says anything). We all know every aspect of AOL sucks, but was this really worth making? There didn't really seem to be much point to it. You made me jump at the end though with the sudden loud goodbye, so well done on achieving that I guess.

[THE RUBBER DUCKY SONG]

*Tuts* That wasn't funny it was pathetic

Pasted images of people in a bath you drew with one of their mouths moving to the Rubber Ducky song from Sesame Street, then the other guy pulls out a dildo. Where's the humor? That really was just completely pathetic.