AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Is that it?

You shouldn't have submitted this as it isn't the finished version and I feel that demos/trailers/previews/unfinished work don't deserve to be submitted to Newgrounds as they are not the finished version, you should wait until you finish something before deciding to submit it.

Demo/Trailer/Preview/Unfinished Work rant over.

Even for a preview that was pointless, it told you nothing about the movie apart from the fact that it was going to have a robot in it, all you did with this was show a drawing you did of a robot and had some music playing. If you were going to bother with a preview you should ahev at least ahd something going on in it as this was just completely pointless.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Mad Piping Angus Show]

It was alright but it needed to be longer

What you had was alright and some parts were kinda good, it just needed to be longer as it was just too short. It was kinda hard to make out what they were saying at times due to the accents, so you should have had subtitles showing what they were saying and maybe you could have brought them in, in a funny way. There was a point where they were talking at the same time as the bagpipes were playing and their voices were quieter than the bagpipes which made it even harder to make out what they were saying.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

2/5

[Lost PowerAid Commercial]

Um, no.

It was just an American Football player wanking, then some text and a drawing of a bottle of drink, it just really wasn't funny at all, making a flash movie of a guy wanking isn't funny and it's just completely pointless, unfortunately it's also overdone.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Nike Presto!]

Eh?

It was just a bunch of lame jokes about a horny rabbit, an unfriendly ghost, a constipated cloud, people having sex in a car and some homosexual monkeys, then for each one you showed a Nike shoe and you said presto, it really wasn't funny at all, maybe becasue I haven't seen the actual Nike Presto commercial, but then again, even if I had I still wouldn't have found this funny as their wasn't a humourous joke in it. At the start you used a terrible mix of colours(blue and orange) and it was hard to read the text, the sound was also of a poor quality and at times you had your mouth too close to the microphone. The part at the end where you could go back to any of the five short clips was a nice feature to have but it would have been better if it had just played one and gone back to that screen rather than it playing the movie from that movie on.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Lil' Bunny Fuzzy V1.0]

Is that it?

That was just completely pointless, nothing happened, a rabbit got shot, then it was all over. If you were going to make a movie you should have at least had something happening in it, as watching a rabbit get shot, was juut compeltely pointless and uninteresting. At first I was going to complain about how long the opening credits were, but thats obviously what you planned to do with them to try to make the movie funnier, to be honest it didn't work at all, it was still completely pointless.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Bank robbery]

Funny, but even for a short, that was too short

While the joke was funny and it was only a short it was still too short, you should have had something else of some sort of significance happen afterwards instead of just ending it like most good shorts do, also some music would have been a nice addition to it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Will I Ever Be...]

Hmm, that was odd, different, I liked it.

From the start this was very nicely done, you created that sense of mystery immediately and I was interested in it right away, you clearly knew what you were doing. The movie may not have been very long, but it was long enough to get its point across and be a good movie, it didn't need to be any longer. This was just a very nicely done job, your use of black and white, the music fitting very well and the lack of animation, was jsut perfect and you achieved what you set out to do. Well done, good job, keep up the good work.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

3/5

[Taco Bell dog]

Um, no.

The Taco Bell dog's head pasted on a body you drew with the body 'humping' pasted images, it wasn't funny nor was it impressive at all, it was just completely pointless, the dog's head even had the white square still around it, it was just a really awful movie that had no point to it whatsoever.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Zapbots vrs Southpark]

Such a stereotypical terrible movie

If you set out to make a sterotypical terrible movie, well done you achieved it, it was spot on cheesiness, stereoypical and terrible, it was just so awful. If you made this being serious then that was a bad job, the story wasn't interesting, there were no funny jokes(it did raise a smile at how cheesy it was though), the sound was of an awful quality and some sound clips were too loud, you also should ahev used some voices for the characters, that would ahve improved it.

I didn't see how this ahd anything to do with Star Wars or Star Trek like you said it did, South Park and Transformers, yes, but Star Wars and Star Trek, no.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

botimus responds:

I set out to make a response on how horrible and wrong South Park was... not much to it..