AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr T v OnlyFools&Horses]

Hmm, I kinda liked it

Most of this was very nice, you ahd it playing just like an episode of Only Fools And Horses which was nice to see, you did the end to perfection, that was such an Only Fools And horses ending, the only problem I have with this was the use of Knight Rider, it just kinda fucked it up, it would have been funnier to see them trying to escape from Mr. T in their Reliant Robin, it just would have made this so much better. the sound clips taken from Only Fools And Horses were of a very poor quality, you should have found some decent files and used them instead.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

3/5

[Music Video - Blink 182]

It was good, but it could have been better

Fuck the fact that the graphics sucked, it was still a good movie, the sound was of a poor quality at times though. It could have been better, instead of having just one event making him kill himself you should have shown a series of events whcih all piled up until he couldn't take it any longer and decided to take his own life. Not much really happened in this movie, it was good but it just needed something else going on in it. I didn't really get the end where he crawled along the floor, it looked really odd and I have no idea what was going on there. Well done for proving that you can make a good flash movie with poor graphics, good job, keep up the good work.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

3/5

[Golden Turd]

Eh? Is that all this is?

Erm, nothing really happened, there was a shit on a pavement then some guy got in a weird looking car then there was some ebay thing about a turd being sold then some text, it wasn't funny and it was completely eventless, you should have ahd something happening in it and I'm sure you could have found a Metallica song that fitted better with this movie.

This is the worst of your movies that I've seen so far.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Mumia Abu-Jamal]

Pasted images, text and music, that sucked

It was just a load of pasted images, with some text with music playing along with the occasional sound clip of a very poor quality, you couldn't even read most of the text as you had white text against black and white pictures and when it was against the white you couldn't read it and in the credits you had black text against black parts of pictures which was impossible to read too. This was just pointless crap that anyone could have done, no skill was required whatsoever to make this.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Cartoon Arena 2020 demo]

Eh? This isn't Cartoon Arena

What has this got to do with Cartoon Arena? You make 3 pointless flashes to show what the series will be and you show it as a fighting series, then you go and make this name it Cartoon Arena and it's a space movie, this was compeltely different from Cartoon Arena, this is something else entirely.

You shouldn't have submitted this as it isn't the finished version and I feel that demos/trailers/previews don't deserve to be submitted to Newgrounds as they are not the finished version, you should wait until you finish something before deciding to submit it.

Demo/Trailer/Previews rant over.

The story to this movie wasn't too bad, but the movie was very poorly done, it took absolutely ages to watch something that should only have taken about half a minute then you suddenly just ended when something was about to happen, making this completely pointless.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Cartoon Arena Opening]

That was the same as before.

You said you'd fixed it, what are you supposed to have fixed? The only thing I can think of that you could have had to have fixed from the last one is the sound, but there still wasn't any, the spelling mistakes, but they still existed, the parts of two people's profiles being offscreen, but they were still off-screen and it being hard to read Thrash's profile due to the green but again that was still there. this was exactly the same, I don't see why you ahd to pretend you'd chanegd anything. Submitting this the first time was bad enough, but twice, that was something you really shouldn't have done.

As this is exactly the same as Cartoon Arena Opening seq, here's my review for that, as it still stands as it's the exact same movie.

Okay this time you had more than just text and pictures, you had animation going on, but still nothing happened you just showed the caharcters and had a profile for them to read, I guess this showed you more of what the game's going to be about but it still wasn't worth submitting, you should have had sound in this though. You couldn't even read all of the profiles, with two of them aprt of the text was off screen and with Thrash, because he was green and the text was green, it made it difficult to read.

Please don't submit things like this, there's just no point, they're just basically absolutely nothing at all.

Also please don't submit the same submission twice, especially when you shouldn't have submitted it before, doing what you've done with this series(if you can call it that) just takes the piss and there was no point in you submitting any of them, you really shouldn't have done it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Cartoon Arena Opening seq]

Again, no.

Okay this time you had more than just text and pictures, you had animation going on, but still nothing happened you just showed the caharcters and had a profile for them to read, I guess this showed you more of what the game's going to be about but it still wasn't worth submitting, you should have had sound in this though. You couldn't even read all of the profiles, with two of them aprt of the text was off screen and with Thrash, because he was green and the text was green, it made it difficult to read.

Please don't submit things like this, there's just no point, they're just basically absolutely nothing at all.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Fight to Death]

Just another terrible stick fight

Two sticks fighting eachother, one of them takes the others head off, wow that was so original wasn't it? Stuff like this gets submitted over and over, it's not even interesting or any fun to watch, just one of these would have been bad enough, far too many of these have been submitted. Having the clapping sound in this was just kinda annoying and you made a spelling mistake, it's again not agian.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Saving Private Brian]

A nice idea, but very poorly done

The actual story to this was a good one and this movie had some funny moments, but it was just very poorly done, the sound was horrible, just the occasional bravo, which was of a very poor quality and just sounded very irritating, it would have been a better movie without it, you should have used sound effects and got rid of that. The main guards heads had a white outline around them, they really shouldn't have done, it just made the looks of the movie even worse. Basically this movie had a good story and it was pretty funny at times and I did enjoy watching it, for me it was just the sound that made me think less of it, but also the graphics and animation were very poor.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

2/5

[A great stick fight]

Is that it! Oh for fuck's sake.

I can't believe you submitted this, it was just a couple of very badly drawn stick figures having a little fight, there was no background, it was just white, no sound effects and it was too fast paced, you didn't even have time to adjust to what was happening. This was just yet another terrible stick fight movie and was just the same piece of crap I've seen a million times already.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5