AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tana - Crossroads]

Amazing, definitely series best

That was magnificently done, both touching and weird at the same time I loved it, especially the part with the apple and then the mask it was just fucking amazing, you just did such a brilliant job with this, it was so close to getting a 10/10(I rate a movie for how much I like it using style, unless I say the style score is for something else within my review), this is definitely the best movie, I've ever given a 9/10 to, so well fucking done, this was amazing. Anyway well done, great job, keep up the great work.

Due to this series and Tales Of Nosu, you're now in my favourite authors.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

5/5

[the Happy Fisherman]

*Sighs* That really wasn't funny.

A fish sucks a guy off that was all it was, it just really wasn't funny at all. There wasn't even any sound in it.

I really hate it when I see movies that are this bad that I can only write a line and a half for my review.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[A 4th Toon]

Um, no.

A kid goes to light a rocket then the rocket sets him on fire. It was a terrible idea and it made a terrible movie, it just wasn't funny at all. If you were going to do it you should have had something in the background other than it being just black and you should ahve had more sound other than that short piece of music at the end which was of a terrible quality, in fact it was of the worst quality I have ever heard.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[DJ Jean- Love Cum Home]

Sick and random

That was sick, it was just a song playing along with some woman playing with her breasts, a guy dancing, some transexual and some guy's hairy arse with blood and cum between his legs, it was random and just completely sick. I really wish that I hadn't watched it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[WAR it fantastic]

Hmm, it needed a story and it needed to be longer

This would have been an alright flash movie if you'd had some story in it rather than it just being a random war, I'd liked to have known what the war was about, it was also too short and there wasn't really much going on, it also would have been nice if you'd tried something a bit different instead of showing one side firing and getting shot, you could have shown both the sides at once or something.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[What lies inside]

Eh? What was that?

Well that was pointless. First off you start by showing some guy you drew then you went to a close up of his eye and changed it to some 3D Sprites having a fight and the demon got killed, there was no story it was just random and pointless, the fight should have at least had some sound effects.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

["Mamma knows best" Part 1]

Erm, what was that?

Well that was pretty random, an old lady gave some woman some money then the woman started dancing, it wasn't funny and it wasn't interesting, there was just no point to it whatsoever, you should ahve came up with a decent, funny story and made a movie rather than submitting this. You should have had more sound in it and you shouldn't have had the buttons that you had to click on to get to the next bit of text as it just wasn't neccesary.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[A Bigger Gun]

A joke that had been done somewhere else

I'd already seen this exact same joke somewhere else I'm not sure where, but it predates this, I'm pretty certain it wasn't a flash movie, it was just a short sketch I saw somewhere, that was exactly the same as this but with better graphics, animation and sound. Had I not already seen this done before I'd have given you a higher score as the idea would have been a good one and the humor would have been kinda funny, but taking an idea you saw and making a flash movie of it doesn't invlove you thinking anything up, so you lose points.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Worst Crime]

Pretty funny but could have been better

It was a short funny joke, but there wasn't really much to it, perhaps there could have been a group of people saying what they were in for and the guy who downloaded off of Napster could have shocked them all by saying it, as that would have been funnier and it would have made there be that bit more to it, as this was a little on the poor side. The sound wasn't of the best quality either.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[The Turtle]

Eh?

A turtle walks and suddenly flips over THE END. That was completely pointless, if you were going to do it you should have made something else happen and you should have done the joke in a way that was actually funny, also you should have put more sound in. This really was completely pointless.

I'm assuming this was a parody of Falling Pig.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5