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The end was good but the rest was terrible.

It started out very slow-paced and it was very boring and it just seemed completely pointless, something(I think it was supposed to be an alien spaceship) crashed into a satellite and it started firng missiles at some American cities, you did this scene far too slow and it really was just dull and boring due to how slow paced it was.

Then you went to Pittsburg and showed the guy in his car who you saw earlier and you saw the city blow up and him survive, by this point it still seemed completely random, pointless and alcking in story.

Then two years later an alien spaceship turns up on the planet and blows up some random building, again a compelte lack of any story or point.

But right at the end you had something that was actually good, the guy raised his hand and swore revenge, this part was nicely done as throughout the movie you only ever saw his hand and you did the same thing here, but you managed to create an atmosphere that something interesting was going to happen and it's got me expecting the next episode to be worth watching.

Overall this movie was terrible as it just seemed to be completely random and there didn't seem to be any story whatsoever to it, it was very slow paced and that just let the movuie down even more, there was one good part at the very end though. When you had the scenes on earth you had a white background and it looked really poor, you should have had an actual background so that it didn't look so bad. You also should have used a different piece of music, as the one you used didn't fit in with the movie at all, you also needed sound effects as it seemed really odd there not being any at certain times such as when the missiles were fired and blew things up. You also should have added some story into this as it was much needed to make the movie worth watching as pretty much everything you had here was boring due to the lack of it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

By far the best Cinemargh, I liked this one.

That was definitely the best of the Cinemargh series as it was consistently funny and good throughout and I liked it from the very start. The idea of Buzz smoking a crayon seemed pretty orginal and it worked and it was funny, sure the dildo jokes are overdone but this one was actually funny due to the kid thinking it was a lightsaber and when he said that it even made the noise, that just put that joke to perfection. The shooting scene was also pretty funny, but you should have extended it and shown a short clip of the kid after he shot his arm off and you also should have shown Woody laughing as it would have added more to it and it just would have made it even better. Again you ahd the same old sound problem with the voices being too quiet, although it wasn't as quiet this time, the kids voice didn't sound right at all, it was just horribly squeaky. Anyway, well done, good job, keep up the good work.

Btw I meant to give The Matrix Cinemargh a 1 not a 0 like I put in my review, I made a mistake.

I've just realised that now I've reviewed all of your submissions, so you'd better submit some more so that i can review more of your work. It really would be great to see some more work from you.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

3/5

Crap until the end, which was alright.

This was just really boring as nothing really happened, Neo punched an annoying guy and that was basically it. It started out horrible, some guy dancing to that can't touch this song and I just really didn't like it at all, which is why the end was alright as Neo punched him and finally stopped the horribleness of the song from happening, but that was really all that happened in it, you should ahve ahd something else happening in it as it just seemed a bit too short and it was just completely eventless. Again the voices were poorly done, but this time it was everyones not just one character's, they were just too quiet and they were very difficult to understand, you should have made the voices clearer or at least added some subtitles so that you could properly understand what it was that was being said.

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0/5

Hmm, it needed mor 2 it, a little on the poor side

This started out good, I liked the text you had in the preloader, it was pretty funny and it set this up nicely, the start of this movie was done to perfection, The Terminator appears, walks to a bar, it scrolls up and you see he's entering a gay bar, it was very nicely done, however, the scene inside the bar wasn't too good, he approached a sailor and said something, you couldn't properly make out what he said as his voice was quiet as well as being hard to understand, all I heard was "I need your clothes, your ? and your motorcycles" I had no idea what the second thing he wanted was. The sailor's voice was a very poor attempt at a camp voice, then you saw them do the YMCA, I kinda liked this part, although there's not a sailor in the Village People, so I don't get why he did it with them. Then the sailor passed Arnie his clothes and his head blew up and that was it, it was all over, you should have had something else happening in this as well, as it just seemed to be a little too short and the scene inside the gay bar wasn't really all that funny.

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1/5

Just pasted images, text and music.

You made some good points here, along with a couple of funny ones, but you didn't go about it in a good, interesting way, it was just pasted images and text along with some music playing, you should have made a proper flash movie rather than a slideshow, it would have been so much funnier and better if you'd done some drawings yourself and had some funny sketches to express some points and more serious ones to express the others, that would have made it a whole lot better and would probably have ended up being a really good movie.

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0/5

It needed more to it.

What you had was alright, but the problem is that you just didn't have much at all, it was 3 or 4 jokes about how crap Windows is and it was all over, it was just far too short, you should have made it more interactive and made it so that you could open up My Documents and try to run certain programmes on the computer and stuff, as that would have added more to it, so then it wouldn't have been so dissapointingly short.

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0/5

Oh is that it? It needed more to it.

All that happened was two people shot two people and that was it, it was all over, nothing else happened, which just made this completely pointless. You should have proceeded on from that showing more events so that there was something to it and the movie had a point, it was just completely eventless and pointless.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

Well that was pointless.

It was just some blurry moving image that you couldn't make out properly with some music playing, there was no point whatsoever to this, if you were going to submitt this you should have at least had a movie or a game in there with it so that there was at least some point to it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

That was poorly done.

This time you tried being more serious and you had it as a proper guess what the image is game, but you just did it really poorly, instead of having it so that it just tells you, you should have had it so that you have a list of choices and you have to decide which one out of them that the image was, as the game was just pointless the way you did it as it didn't involve you actually having to get it right. The intermission in the middle was terrible and wasn't at all neccesary, the animation was very slow and it was just yet another terrible stick death movie along with some unneccesary swearing.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

It was pretty boring and it needed more to it

There wasn't really much to this, you showed a few album covers close up and then you went out, you did it in a piss-take style of way and you weren't really supposed to guess what it was. After the three album covers though it just ended and not much had really happened, it was kinda boring as it was practically the same joke three times in a row, after the sequence with the album covers you should have had a short comedy sketch involving some drawings that you did, as there was nothing in this movie that you drew, just a few pasted images and some text. The voice was also of a poor quality and at times you had your mouth too close to the microphone.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

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