AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Tribute For NG Fans]

Too short and it was just text and music

It was just text with a bit of music, yes I agree with what you said but it really wasn't worth making a flash movie about, Maybe you should have had a proper movie after that text, or on failing that wrote about it in the forums or even wrote about it in your profile message, as this movie was just pointless and really boring due to the fact that it was nothing but text and music, it didn't even go on for long it was about two sentences and it was all over, which just made it even more pointless than it already was. You were wrong about one thing though, you can't always trust the top 5 entries, not even nowadays, sometimes crap does get in there, sometimes it even manages to end up top of the portal.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Phone Fun: Water Surveyor]

It needed a movie to go with it.

It was just a sound clip of a prank phonecall, there was no movie whatsoever just text, you really should have made a movie to go with it because this was just a really pointless submission as there was nothing going on in it, you should have either made a movie to go with it or just not bothered submitting it as you were basically just submitting a sound clip to Newgrounds and not a flash movie, what's worse is the fact that the sound clip wasn't even yours, so it was basically stealing. The sound wasn't even of a good quality which just made it even worse. The reason I've given you a 0 for humour is because the sound clip wasn't yours as well as it not being funny in the first place.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[PhoneFun: Angry Janitor]

It needed a movie to go with it.

It was just a sound clip of a prank phonecall, there was no movie whatsoever just text, you really should have made a movie to go with it because this was just a really pointless submission as there was nothing going on in it, you should have either made a movie to go with it or just not bothered submitting it as you were basically just submitting a sound clip to Newgrounds and not a flash movie, what's worse is the fact that the sound clip wasn't even yours, so it was basically stealing. The sound wasn't even of a good quality and it was kind of hard to make sense of some of it. The reason I've given you a 0 for humour is because the sound clip wasn't yours as well as it being not at all funny, shit jokes aren't funny, they never were and they never will be.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Malcom X Stamp]

It needed a movie to go with it.

It was just a sound clip of a prank phonecall, there was no animation whatsoever just the word Malcolm and a big X, I know you said that there was no movie to it, but come on you really should have made one because this was just a really pointless submission as there was nothing going on it, you should have either made a movie to go with it or just not bothered submitting it as you were basically just submitting a sound clip to Newgrounds and not a flash movie. The sound wasn't even of a good quality and it was kind of hard to make sense of some of it. The reason I've given you a 0 for humour is because the sound clip wasn't yours, not that it was that funny anyway.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Hutt Father I]

Is that it? Nothing really happened.

Nothing happened, it was just a bunch of Star Wars characters talking and Jabba the Hutt opened a trapdoor to send a Jawa to be fed to a Rancor, it just wasn't very interesting at all as there wasn't really anything happening and there really should have been. The drawing of Jabba the Hutt just looked really, really bad and the sound wasn't up to much either. It just needed to be completely redone to be even remotely good.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Portal Potato]

Could have been good if it wasn't so annoying.

This flash movie ahd some funny aspects to it but it was just completely let down solely by the voice of the character, i realise that you were taking the piss, but it was still damn annoying. I kinda liked the 1st crap movie piss-take as despite the annoying sound for this part it didn't really matter, the second one was also good as it is just exactly what some people do when their terrible movies get blammed. Basically this whole movie was packed with funny jokes, but every aspect of the movie was just let down by how incredibly annoying the sound was, re-do this but change the vocie so it's not so damn annoying and you've got yourself a brilliant movie, please do it, I would really like to see it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[BADCAR Racing 2000]

It needed more to it.

I liked most of what I saw and it was a very different idea which was nice to see, but it just didn't have enough to it, it needed to be longer as the race actually needed to finish as it just seemed kind of pointless not finishing off the race, it just made the movie become a pointless violence movie instead of a racing movie, which it should have been. I kinda liked the first audience death part as I thought it was just going to be a one-off joke and the head swapping part seemed kinda nice, unfortunately though, you also ended the movie with an audience death scene, it just shouldn't have been repeated, and the second one wasn't anything interesting either, I also didn't like the screams that came from the sudience at this point as they just sounded kind of annoying.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5

[Techno Shapes]

Far too short.

I don't normally like these shapes moving to music movies, but this one was especially bad as it was only about 10 seconds long, which just made it a pretty pointless submission, you should have made it longer and also came up with some interesting original ideas as this didn't have anything original about it, it was just shapes motion tweened to either move or skew and nothing else. You also should have used a different piece of music as it just sounded like a collection of horrible noises all played at the same time, you got the action in time with the music though.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Cliff]

Pointless and a bit short.

A kid walks another kid pushes him off a cliff, THE END. It just wasn't very interesting as nothing really took place, it was just yet another pointless violence flash movie really, and it was nothing different whatsoever. Perhaps you should have had a fight scene on the edge of the cliff or something or a reason for the kid to push the other kid off the cliff, but then you only intended this to be what it was, and you pulled it off, it just wasn't very interesting or anything different. I didn't like the sound the kid made as he got pushed off the cliff, it just seemed kind of annoying.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[True Love]

It needed to be more eventful.

At first it seemed really nice and I was expecting it to be a beautiful movie, but it just didn't progress on from where it started, it just showed a girl being sad, you should have shown her memories of the times she had with the girl she was in love with that she had lost(that's the story I got from this, if it's wrong, sorry but that's what I got), as it would have made the movie more touching and more beautiful. Don't get me wrong, what you had was good, it's just that you didn't progress with it. I liked how the girl had two weird eyes, had they been normal the movie wouldn't have been as good. The only part I didn't like was the part where you showed the fly flying from right behind it and just followed it around the room, I didn't like it as you couldn't really make out what it was, it just looked like an odd object and it just went invisible as it turned as it was just an image that you were skewing, I also didn't like this part as that part just didn't seem to have any point to it. The sound quality could have been better, as there were a few moments where the sound was pretty grainy.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

1/5