AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rumble In The Projects]

Poorly animated pointless violence, it sucked

Two guys beat up Blaze because he killed their friend then they decide to each have a one on one rematch with him, Blaze beats up the first guy and kills the second by shooting him, just yet another storyless, poorly animated, pointless violence flash movie.

[DARTH-SHAUN]

OMG Ego-trip. That sucked

Okay so you made a movie about you being married to Cameron Diaz and having Mira Sovino as yuor girlfriend, you being Darth Vader and killing some guy with a lightsabre wtf? That was just a bunch of pasted images and random sound effects, the new worst movie I've ever seen, completely pointless.

[HouseCall(starring Blaze)]

Eh?

That was stupid and pointless just as bad as the first one, first Blaze starts a fight that the story says the other guy was supposed to start wtf? Then half way through the fight they suddenly stop and are just standing doing nothing for way too long, I even thought that it had ended and I had to right click to check, then you get a choice, one being to enter the room and the other is to skip that scene, anyway, in the room the other guy threatens to shoot if Blaze comes any closer, so Blaze closer and there's a pool of blood off-screen eh wtf? Has the guy killed himself? If so WTF why what kind of a threat is that threatening to kill himself if Blaze comes any closer? Or has he killed someone close to Blaze? Again if so who? It just didn't make any sense. Anyway then Blaze leaves the room and listens outside a door and hears people saying that it's fine and that he's been taken care of so Blaze turns to face the door and apaprantly shoots through the door killing the people inside, erm what with? He didn't have a gun so what did he shoot with? Does he have hands that fire bullets or something? If so WTF? This movie made no sense whatsoever.

[Neolithic: G. M. A.]

That was good, but it could have been better

The idea for the hero seemed like a nice one, a guy who can morph cool, and you did make a good movie out of it but it could have been a lot better, he got caught by the enemy way too early he should have been going for a while kicking a load of their arses and then he should have got caught in some sort of trap, also you ahd the first guy's neck bleed when his neck got broken, which looked stupid as that wouldn't happen, it would also ahve been nice if you'd used actual voices saying the lines instead of them being just written and there should have been a button at the end that allows you to go back to the choice as I had to watch it all the way through again to see both different endings. I'd like to see the sequel to this you planned on making, I'm sure if it's an improvement on this it will be a damn great movie.

[Show Metal]

A guy playing quitar that's all it is

That was completely pointless it was just a guy on a stage playing a guitar, at the end he started sweating and his glasses slipped down his nose a bit, but that wasn't action at all. The guitar solo kept playing as well even when you had him finish which just made this flash even worse.

[ArtOfWar(starring Blaze)]

Hmm that sucked

Some guys have a fight because a guy looked at his girlfriend then the guy who's girlfriend it was shoots him unfairly because the other guy was better in the fight, it just seemed completely stupid, there was no real story to it, it was just an excuse for pointless violence and it was very poorly animated.

[Scooby Doo ..Tension Tent]

*Tuts* Stupid sex jokes

That sucked just a bunch of sound clips from Scooby Doo being played while Scooby Doo has sex with Daphne after getting head from Shaggy, that didn't impress me at all, it wasn't funny, it was just pathetic.

[Walter's Special Misson]

It was just being offensive towards some guy

You made a movie taking the piss out of a 17 year old virgin, that wasn't funny it was just being offensive towards him, i feel sorry for the guy, why'd you have to submit this to the internet that's just harsh. The movie sucked as well, totally pointless.

[Free Cookies]

*Tuts* That was pathetic

There's some free cookies on offer, people eat them and then you find out that the guy wiped his arse with them, that wasn't at all funny it was just completely pathetic.

[Blanco y Negro]

Wasn't too keen on it

The first ever black and white flash, well done on being the first to do that.

Anyway.

I didn't really like it, in terms of a movie it was pretty poor and nothing really happened, a guy was walking and went into a house for no apparent real reason, sees a dead guy and a woman shoots him, there wasn't really any story to it and it just seemed a bit pointless to be honest. I didn't like the text boxes that you used they just looked really poor against the movie, you should have had the text in a bar on the bottom perhaps, also you should have used a different music track as it didn't really fit all that well with the movie.