AfroUnderscoreStud's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Magician]

Eh?

Nothing of any interest whatsoever happened, a magician made a banana dissappear and he got given a free vase, that was it, it just wasn't an interesting storyline at all. The music had no relevance to the movie whatsoever, it just didn't fit in at all, you should have found more fitting music, had something else going on it so that there was something of interest happening and you should have made the path go to the edge of the screen so that there wasn't just a gap there.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[The Croc Hunter]

That was just plain awful.

At first it looked like it was going to be good as you did the whole set-up very nicely, slow movement towards the earth, then slow movement towards a rock, you created a sense of mystery and it somewhat intrigued me. But the movie turned out to be horrible pasted images of Steve and Terri irwin's heads on bodies you drew with the tops of their faces coming off to try to make it look like their talking, then random stuff started happening and you brought in some pointless violence by killing them in a rushed, styleless, pointless way, excluding the start, this was very poorly done. the movie had no point to it whatsoever.

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0/5

[Underdog Pimpin!!]

Hmm, pretty poor and very slow

It was a pretty poor movie, sure it had its moments, I liked the part where the dog got turned into a pimp dog and it was funny when the girl dog became a hooker dog, but apart from that it was just very boring as nothing of any interest whatsoever really happened. It was let down further by the voices as they were just very slow, boring and dumb sounding for pretty much everyone and it just created the whole sense that it was more boring than it actually was, sure it wasn't too bad a voice for the evil guy(he still needed to be a bit faster though), but for everyone else it was just a very wrong choice, the movie was pretty slow going as it was, the voices just made it seem more so.

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1/5

[Deer Attack -Listen-]

Well that was pointless.

That was just completely pointless, nothing happened, you had a sound clip of a poor quality playing while a guy's on the phone, a guy's at some sort of call centre and you had a dog moving up and down, that was it, nothing happened at all, making this a completely pointless movie. It was a bad idea to make a movie to that sound clip as you couldn't really do anything interesting with it, but I'm sure you could have done something better than this to go with it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Star Trek Part 2]

Just as bad as the first, maybe even worse

Once again it was just a bunch of pasted images and text with some sound clips of a poor quality, making it just as bad as the first one, although this one was actually worse than the first due to the horrible storyline, an alien has sex with the captain, it jsut really wasn't funny at all. If you were going to do this movie you should ahev drawn the stuff yourself, sure there was stuff you drew in this one, but a few green lines on top of the pasted images isn't much at all, in fact it's basically nothing.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Star Trek]

Pasted images, text and sound clips, pointless

It was just a bunch of pasted images from Star Trek with some text by them with some sound clips playing, it wasn't anything impressive at all and anyone could ahve done it. If you were going to do this you should have made a proper flash movie and drew all the stuff yourself. Even for a pasted images movie this was poor, there was hardly any sound you should have had music playing throughout or something, when you did use sound it was of a poor quality. You should have removed the white boxes surrounding the text and just had the text as the white boxes jsut made it look horrible. I believe this may be the first pasted images movie to raise a smile from me, as I did enjoy the very last picture in this with the text, it just seemed a little funny.

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0/5

[Cheech and Chong]

Eh?

First off you had your intro longer than your actual movie, which was a really bad idea. The intro was really boring and was completely pointless, a cannibis leaf with smoke coming out of it, nothing else, it also went on for far too long. The song was of a slightly poor quality and you had some annyoing noise going on in the background during it, which just made it even worse.

Then came the actual movie, it was about 5-10 seconds long and was just completely pointless, two guys smoking weed while talking, the sound here was of an absolute terrible quality.

Overall it was a terrible movie that ahd no point to it whatsoever, the sound quality was terible, the movie was too short and eventless and the intro was too long.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Metallicrap - Lars Speaks]

Even worse than the first one.

That was terrible, just a pasted image of Lars Ulrich with his mouth moving while some incredibly squeaky voice of a poor quality speaks. It wasn't anything impressive and it was really boring, you had nothing going on other than a pasted image moving repeatedly and I ended up not really paying too much attention, just hoping that it would end soon, unfortunately it went on for ages. If you were going to make a movie this long you should have had some interesting visuals, a pasted image moving is not worth looking at.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Metallicrap - ReVisited]

Why'd you submit this twice?

The reason I've given you all o's this time is because you'd already submitted this, sorry but that's the way it is, you shouldn't ahve submitted the same thing twice, there's no point in you doing so whatsoever.

As this is the exact same submission as Metallicrap my review for that still stands as it's the same thing, so here it is:

You really should have made a proper flash movie out of this, the idea to it, with a bit of story/plot thrown in could have made a good flash movie, but no, you just decided to use text and pasted images, which just wasn't impressive at all, and it made a very poor flash movie. Sometimes you had some funny lines in it, other times you used childish lines that just weren't funny at all, so the humour was greatly let down. You couldn't even read some of the text, one wasn't fully on the screen and another went before you could even read it. Some of the sound was also of a poor quality.

Please don't submit the same submission twice, there really is no point whatsoever in doing it.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5

[Metallicrap]

You should have made a proper flash movie

You really should have made a proper flash movie out of this, the idea to it, with a bit of story/plot thrown in could have made a good flash movie, but no, you just decided to use text and pasted images, which just wasn't impressive at all, and it made a very poor flash movie. Sometimes you had some funny lines in it, other times you used childish lines that just weren't funny at all, so the humour was greatly let down. You couldn't even read some of the text, one wasn't fully on the screen and another went before you could even read it. Some of the sound was also of a poor quality.

Peace Out, Afro Stud

0/5